If I were a person watching over my shoulder, then I would be really cramped right now because the only thing behind me is a wall. But, say that I was I really slim person watching myself from behind, I would be thinking golly, Robert, you really do need to get a life!
I finished work at 3:55pm and set off to walk, in the sun, to one of the suburbs of York – between the inner ring-road and the outer ring-road. My first destination was going to close at 4:30pm and so I needed to hustle.
Students walk this route. They tend to dress in less than other people. I guess the sun and the freedom made them like this. There can never be enough students.
So anyway – I got to the shop and I bought three books for one English pound. A small piece of metal for three large chunks of paper – what a bargain!
I walked onward to the library. Actually, they’re not called Libraries anymore, they’re called Explore … places. I found this really neat way to reach it – down a cycle path that took me right to the back gate. There, I picked up a book – Saga, Vol. 2 by Brian K. Vaughan.
Once I had that in the bag, and I’d fought down the urge to seal a plastic cup of water from a small child, I sat down at one of the Library Explore computers and wrote a nonsense poem really, really quickly. I finished and posted it seconds before the PC shut down because it was closing time.
Then I walked some more in the sun to get to a supermarket where I bought Nakd bars, frozen ginger and a bottle of cold, sparkling water.
Then I walked in the sun some more, readingLess Than Zero (by Bret Easton Ellis) and drinking water until I got home.
Then I had dinner.
Then I opened an email from the Open University (OU) that told me that the results were in for the first year of the Masters in Creative Writing. So I logged on to the OU site to find out that I had failed the course by one percentage point. I have the option to resubmit, so it’s not really that bad. Still – I feel like it’s bad because I’ve never failed anything. I just don’t fail. Anyway – I do now.
Then I washed up the dinner plates and pans and knives and forks and spoons and baking trays and stuff.
Then I tried to read more of that book but kept falling asleep. So when the light finally gave out, I went upstairs for this laptop, brought it back down, positioned myself with the wall at my back, and I started typing this.
Then, at around about the end of this sentence, I finished typing this.
I am so sorry Robert. Seems so unfair when it’s only 1%.
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True that. It’s all to the good. 🙂
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3 books for a quid – nice! 😁
Sorry about the OU course. I can’t believe it!
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It’s okay – I’ll get there. 🙂
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I know, but it’s still disappointing.
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Don’t remind me! 🙂
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Okay. Good night, then.
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Good night. Sleep right.
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I usually sleep left.
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Yeah, I like to sleep with my left side downwards too.
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Sleeping on the left side – something British? 😉
Mahlzeit!
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Finished my mahl – it was good.
British? No, not that I’m aware of. I thinks it’s more to do with the way my nose is set up. I can breathe easier on that side.
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Glad you enjoyed your lunch.
I was kidding about the British thing, of course.
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Ah! Of course. 🙂
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Aaw, just one! I’m sorry to hear that! You’re pursuing a Masters in Creative Writing. That is awesome!
Soon, you’ll write like Author Robert, on top of the radio voice. Whole package, I tell you 😅
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Yep – I’ll get there, Peela – it’s all good. 🙂
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The ultimate failure would have been to not try. You didn’t fail
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Not yet. A have a chance to make up that extra point by re-submitting. 🙂
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Robert,
I’m sorry to hear about your Masters in Creative Writing course. You can resubmit, so I truly wish you the best. You got this for 1%!!!
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Thanks, Ipuna – I’m sure it’ll be fine. 🙂
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❤️
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If it makes you feel any better, I’ll remind you that you are such a brilliant and gifted writer and person….failure will just inspire someone who looks up to you to keep going 🙂
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That does make me feel better, Truly – thank you. 🙂
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