I don’t know whether I am the most important thing in the world, or whether all people (apart from me) are.
For example, I came home the other day to find a naked woman looking inside the cuboard under the kitchen sink.
Part of me did wonder what she was looking for. I mean, the only things in there are various food preparation utensils, and she didn’t look like she was dressed for cooking. But most of me was concentrated in her appearance.
She was on her hands and knees, with her spine dipping slightly downwards so that she afforded me a lovely view of her hanging gardens. I have to confess that a certain kind of thrill went through me at the sight.
She actually looked like she was dressed to take a shower, and that’s when it hit me. I’d turned the water off at the stop-cock in order to change the washer on a tap. Obviously she was trying to turn the water back on!
“Sorry, I forgot to put the water back on.”
Maybe I should have cleared my throat or something before directing this statement towards her rather fetching backside.
You know how, in movies, people bang their heads on the roofs of cupboards when someone startles them? Well that’s exactly what happened on this occasion.
The music coming from her phone would have masked the sound of my key in the door and the squeaking as it opened.
“Fuck!”
She backed out on hands and knees, looking not at all like a tiny donkey or an oversized hound. No, she looked like an attractive woman with long, blonde hair hanging over her face and in possession of a lovely pair of breasts.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Eloise. Let me tell you what this woman would have seen as she turned around.
Welcome back, Robert. Or is this Eloise?
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Gulp – ’tis I – Robert. 🙂
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Lmao
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I didn’t mean to post that one – honest!
Glad you found some comedy value in it, though. 🙂
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Ha ha believe you, Thankx for the laughs.
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You’re welcome. 🙂
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Eloise, hmm. I would think the lovely woman would have put a robe on first. Making repairs naked seems like taking an unnecessary chance!
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Whoops – published that by mistake!
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Hahahaha whooops, and we read your mistake! 😛
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Aw c’mon – it was pure fantasy! 😀
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Hanging gardens? 😨
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I know, I know. In my defence, this was an experimental piece that I never intended to publish – I pressed the wrong button and then went a few days without internet (in the Swiss Alps). By the time I realised my mistake, it was too late.
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Forgot to mention something in my previous comment. Your first sentence reminds me of this saying: “Everything without tells the individual he is nothing; everything within persuades him that he is everything.” – Ximénès Doudan. Know it? 😊
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I don’t get the connection? I might be being stupid, though. 🙂
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I’ll try to explain tomorrow. I’m going to sleep early so that I can go for an early morning run again tomorrow. Good night, Robert.
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Good night. 🙂 Odd to see you going to bed before me.
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Good morning, Robert! 😊
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Good morning, S! 🙂 Did you sleep well?
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Yes, I slept extraordinarily well. Didn’t even have to get up to pee. How about you?
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Sounds like the true measure of a good night’s sleep. 🙂 I got up once at 5am to pee, but only because the windows were all open and the when the wind got up, the doors started creaking, which woke me.
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That’s okay then. I was already running by that time. 🏃
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Perhaps it was the whoosh as you went past that woke me. 😀
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Ha! I’m far away on the other side of the channel. No chance of that. 😉
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Whoooosh!
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I felt the breeze!
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Oh, before I log off, I wanted to say this: you’re many things, but stupid is not one of them.
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I actually agree with that – I’m not stupid. Tell me about the other things in the morning. 😉
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Okay, will do. Just returned from running. 🏃
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Was it a happy run? 🙂
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Yes, it was a very happy run. Longer than usual, as I stopped several times to take pictures. Mesmerised by my surroundings.
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A happy snapper! 🙂
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I ain’t no fish. 🐟😉
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Me ai no nuffink without sense.
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Let’s see how well I can explain the connection, but I’m not going to tell you what you don’t already know. We each experience life within the confines of our own mind. No matter how ‘selfless’ someone is, other people are still outside of oneself. I am ‘everything’ to myself, but outside of myself (from the perspective of all the others), I am one among billions. Alles klar?
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Ah, okay. Well in that case, I don’t really agree with “Everything without tells the individual he is nothing; everything within persuades him that he is everything.” Nor do I agree (normally) with “I don’t know whether I am the most important thing in the world, or whether all people (apart from me) are” Reason being that there is, ultimately, no real distinction between inner and outer, and no difference between you and me. We (and it) are all one. It’s only illusion that makes us think that there are dividers on this continuum. And I was feeling particularly prone to maya (illusion) when I wrote that.
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It’s one of the most persistent illusions in the universe. Hurting someone else is the same as hurting oneself, as we are all one. However, if given a choice, would you not prefer someone else to have a migraine than you?
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The suffering of one is the suffering of all. Your migraine is my responsibility and my chocolate addiction is yours (and everyone’s). We have no choice the matter. Choice too is an illusion.
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In that case, let’s enjoy each moment as much as we can, and not bring additional suffering upon ourselves.
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Oh for sure!
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Finally, a point we agree on! 😁
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Hurrah! 😀
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Haha – reminds me of one of the songs the kids sang yesterday. It was actually a graduation ceremony for some of the kids (not for my niece, who still has two more years to go), but all the kids participated.
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Do you perceive that there are a lot of points we disagree on? I don’t really see it that way. Hmm – if you do then that’s potentially another point we disagree on. *sigh*
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No, not really. I perceive that we tend to agree more than disagree. So there’s no need to sigh – we agree that we don’t disagree on a lot. 😊
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Whew! 🙂
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Interesting – didn’t think you would care about that one way or the other. I was mistaken. 😊
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Why didn’t you think I would care?
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Dunno.
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Evasive.
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Didn’t mean to be.
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Still evasive. 🙂
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You think I know the reason but am not telling you? Why wouldn’t I tell you?
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Turning the question around. Classic strategy. 🙂
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You know all my ‘tricks’ because you use them too. 😉
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Ooof – I wasn’t expecting a below-the-belt thang! 🙂
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That’s what you get for pushing me to answer when I’m not ready. 😉 I’m inside now to escape from the heat. Reading On the Storm Planet by Cordwainer Smith. By the way, I watched Wonder Woman last week. It was awesome!
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Remind me to stick to safe subjects then. 🙂
Like – wow, yes – I thought WW was awesome too! (blatant change of subject on your part, but I’m letting it all pass).
How’s the book going? I’m reading Lunar Park by Bret Easton Ellis.
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Shouldn’t need me to remind you of that. 😊
How could a woman be perfect in every way? By being a demi-god, of course.
I’m enjoying the book so far – very fascinating. Was reading German poems by Wilhelm Busch, but could only do so for a little while.
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I’ve suddenly come down with an extreme case of blankmind. 🙂 Careful – it may be catching.
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It won’t last long. I’m confident of that. 😁
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Ha!
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Gonna leave in about half an hour for a family barbeque. Should be much less awkward than yesterday’s kindergarten event.
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Hope you have a great time. You have a lot of family there?
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What constitutes a lot? 😉 Enough, I’d say.
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It was just conversation, not a maths exam! 🙂
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Haha! I have much more family elsewhere. How about you?
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All in England if you’re talking of blood. Many other places if you talk of marriage.
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No blood relatives in Canada? That’s a surprise.
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No. Some non-blood in Mississauga (near Toronto).
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I know Mississauga. A friend of mine used to live there. I’ve got blood relatives in Toronto.
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Ha – I almost knew you would. 🙂
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Why? Because … no, don’t answer that.
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Hahaha – because you’re you. 🙂
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Phew! Eating cherries freshly picked from the tree in the garden. 🍒
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As, c’mon – I want some now! Ah, wait – intact some in the fridge that I bout from M&S yesterday. 😀
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I watched an excellent Japanese film called Harmonium on the plane. Understated and tragic.
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I have no idea what to say to that! 😀
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There’s nothing wrong with that. 😁 If you ever have the chance to watch it, I highly recommend it.
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Duly noted. Thanks for the recommendation. There are English subtitles, right?
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Of course. I only know a few phrases in Japanese. 😊
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Another language you have some competency in. You’re a phenomenon, S. 🙂
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Learning languages is a hobby I dabble in. 😊
Time for me to go. Bis später!
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It’s a ice hobby to have. Laters. 🙂
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Wonder Woman is also multilingual. 😁
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Ha – so many things you have in common! 🙂
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Ha! I wish!
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🙂 Well, add them up – there are many! Dark hair, same number of legs, athletic, multilingual, genuine care for the world and people, born in a placebshe does not live, curious about new things – the list goes on and on and I’m sure you could add to it!
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Such a sweet talker. 😉
Got another one – dark eyes!
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Nicely done. Keep going. 🙂
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Um … childbearing age. Naïve. Very pink lips.
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Ha – now you’re cooking! 🙂
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I think that’s all. 😊
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Long hair? 🙂
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Oh, I thought you mentioned that already. 😉
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Dark hair?
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Guten Morgen, Robert! Hast du gut geschlafen? You mentioned the dark hair already. 😊 I thought of two other similarities: no children, and minimal interaction with male peers during childhood.
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Long hair?
Yes – two new ones! 🙂
I’m beginning to suspect something. I mean – I’ve never seen the both of you in the same room together, so …
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Hahaha. You flatter me. Just about to go out to meet with a friend (former colleague), whom I haven’t seen for three years. She’ll be like a stranger to me! I’m a bit nervous – still self-conscious about mein Deutsch.
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Friends, family, colleagues – the list goes on. Tell me your secret one day – how do you keep all your relationships flowing and glowing?
Have a great time. 🙂
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My relationships are not all flowing and glowing. Thanks! She’s the only former colleague I’ve kept in touch with in this country. 😊
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Then your presentation of the flowingglowingness of your relationships is immaculate, no matter what the underlying reality is. 😀
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Oh? Do I present myself as better than I am in reality? Perhaps I’m taking … whatchamacallit … writing license. 😊
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Poetic licence? And nah – you’re broadly along the lines of WYSIWYG. 🙂
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WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get? Who says so? Your intuition? 😊
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Oh, I’m not sure, S. I guess it just felt right as I wrote it.
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😊
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https://rjfaithnlove.wordpress.com/2017/06/15/299/
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Thanks for the link – I followed it and left a comment. 🙂
Kindness – Robert.
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Welcome back! I was wondering what on earth kept you busy and you weren’t able to write! ! Well, I guess you’re back so I’ll get to read more of your blogs now. ♥♥
Clare xxxx
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I was walking the Swiss Alps and the Wi-Fi signal there is absolutely terrible – you just wouldn’t believe!
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Hope you enjoyed your vacation. Must be amazing! ! I was thinking maybe you’re ignoring me. Sorry for that I didn’t know about this.
Clare xx
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Life just got in the way – sorry if you thought that. It’s difficult to know what to do about a blog. I mean – it’s dangerous to announce that your house is empty, just in case someone knows who you are and decides to take advantage – you know what I mean?
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I definitely know.
Okay, so I gotta study and I’ll talk to you a little later . Have a good day and when you’re leaving your house please lock it nicely. You know just in case.
Clare xx
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I certainly will, Clare. And I’ll make sure that I’m fully dressed too – I wouldn’t want to shock anyone. 🙂
Laters.
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😉
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How did your studies go?
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Well, science was amazing and I just did a little math. I’m gonna do it again tomorrow all over again, they all were kinda wrong. Just starting with holiday assignment -_-
What about you? At work?
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Yup, working away. 🙂
What’s your holiday assignment about?
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It’s divided in parts. In science, I have to write about some clothes, their characteristics advantages and disadvantages. In social science, I have to write about the British rule in india. About the royal charter queen Elizabeth I gave to EEIC and why they wanted to trade. In English, I have to write about the feeling of seeing a waterfall and about the things that make me smile.
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Cool – sounds straightforward enough. 🙂 I suppose you won’t be writing about Greek clothes for the first part!
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Oh no no. My teacher would kill me if I do that. Btw, as you live in UK what are your thoughts about the British rule over India?
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British rule over India? It was tantamount to rape, really. And after a beginning like that, I’m pretty sure you don’t want to hear any more.
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Yeahh. It was real odd actually. I kinda now about it cause my father is Indian. But if British hadn’t ruled over India then India and Pakistan would still had been together. And that’s reallyyy odd.
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… or India would be divided into Rajputs still, or perhaps all of India would have been incorporated into Pakistan due to the Mughal influence.
It’s said that British rule brought many beneficial systems to India, and removed stuff like sati, but I would say that the ancient Vedic traditions were much better than what replaced them.
Biggest benefit the British gave india? Unity. A united India, even without Pakistan and the other bits and bobs, is still stronger economically and politically than what came before, and is more viable to compete on a world stage.
But what am I saying – you know much more about these things than I do.
If your dad is Indian, is your mum not?
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I totally agree! ! You know kinda alot. Of course, I’m dumb of course you know because you live there. Anyway, Britishers might have taken alot but they gave alot too . Like the famous metal bridge, cannought place ( excuse the spelling) introduced many modern things. India would have half of the things if British would’ve not ruled India as I think. I love politics I just love it so much. So I know a little bit about my favourite countries’s politics too.
Nope, my mom isn’t Indian. My dad is partially Indian. He came here when he was 20. So it’s like that.
Clare xx
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Twenty years old and in a new country. That sounds rather daunting. I bet he has some really nice stories to tell. Your mom (American spelling – very intriguing) too.
I’m glad you like politics because it nicely balances out my complete apathy towards the subject. 🙂
You’re going to do well with this project – I can tell.
How’s your evening going?
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Hey! Just read this. He has all these stories about his life back in India and how it changed here. It’s very intresting. Yesterday was like super boring. All I did was study study and study. I didn’t even go downstairs to play or something. Eventually, dad took me out for the night and that was the only one thing good in that day. Then as the night ended, I ended up in my room listening to songs. How is your day going? ? Definitely more interesting than mine. 😉
Clare xx
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Aw, c’mon – that sounds like my ideal day! I love studying and curling up listening to songs. You going to tell us some of the stories your dad tells you?
My day was more like work, eat, read, watch a movie, sleep. Much more boring than yours. 🙂
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I love listening to songs especially oldies. And as of studying, I can study history civics and English forever but when It comes to math! Ah! I end up becoming a psycho. My dad loves to watch movies. Maybe that’s the reason I want to become a director. Movies play a major role in my life.
Yeah, I would love to share the stories with you. I hope you won’t find them boring.
Btw, what’s your favourite movie? ?
Clare x
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My favourite things change all the time as I come across new experiences, so it makes no sense to share them. I love epic, big budget, Hollywood movies with action, space, robots, aliens and heroes. I love the themes of Saving The World, Coming of Age, Stranger Comes to Town, Love Comes Late in Life and Poignant Encounter. Genres I enjoy are Action, Psychological Thriller, Action, Romance, Romantic Comedy and Twee (anything strange that makes me think deeply e.g. Donnie Darko).
We should put our stories on our blogs to that all can benefit. 🙂
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Ohh!! I like rom-coms alot. Drama is also nice. Even in books, I like these genres. Have you ever heard of John Hughes? ?
Please say you did..
Clare xx
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I don’t think I’ve ever read anything by John Hughes, although if he’s the one I think you mean, I’ve probably seen all of his movies?
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Yeah. He is a director! Seriously you have seen all his movies? I just love him so much. I definitely want to be called the female john Hughes in future but that doesn’t mean I’ll just copy him.
I have to have put in my magic.
Clare xx
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Maan but have you got your work cut out! Love your ambitious nature, Clare. You go for it! And when you get there, I can say (oh so casually) yeah, I knew her right at the beginning. 🙂
So much kindness – Robert.
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Hahahah. I can address you in my Oscar speech. I won’t forget you.
Love,
Clare xx
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Thanks, Clare – I look forward that. Sincerely.
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🙂
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Ahhhh Mr Day, I have missed you
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Lost on the top of a mountain. 🙂
What’s happening with you, Vannessa?
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Amazing things. Creative outpouring, happiness, understanding and sunny days. A small amount of panic kicking in as I try to balance my creative thoughts with my working day and demands 🙃 Are you feeling better?
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I’m feeling much better now, yes. Thanks. Thanks for noticing.
Glad you’re experiencing … stuff! I think we’re alike in many ways.
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Keep writing, keep smiling x
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Am doing. I will try smiles too. 😉
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