Tips on how to live successfully in a zombie-infested world:
- erm …
- Well, there’s …
- Wait – I KNOW, I KNOW!! Be very quiet.
- And live in a tree. Zombies don’t climb trees.
- Better still, live in a forest – then you can make walkways between trees.
- And you should have traps that only an idiot would fall into. Just in case.
- And … you should be, like, vegetarian, or better still – vegan. Grow stuff.
- It’d be really good if you were hyper-vigilant. Safer that way, ya know?
- And quiet. Did I mention quiet?
- Yeah. You’ll be fine with that.
- Oh, and one last thing – make sure you have a good book with you. I mean – it’s going to be really boring, right? Maybe consider having two books.
There you go. Have fun!