Robert: So, I’m going to ask you a weird question now, are you ready?
Girl in Chinese Takeaway: I get boss.
Boss: How can I help you?
Robert: I have a friend who tells me that the food cooked in Chinese Takeaways is not the same as that cooked in China. Is it possible for you to cook me a meal that is like one a Chinese person would eat.
Robert: Oh, okay. I’ll have vegetables in a curry sauce, vegetable rice and some spring rolls then.
Boss: Six pounds fifty, please.