I just read an article that proposes that there is a certain substance that triggers a bowel movement. I think that there are other events and substances that also make this happen so I’m conducting this survey.
There’s just one question:
What are you generally doing just before you feel the need to head towards the loo for a bowel movement?
I personally think that …
Actually, no – I’ll tell you what I think afterwards. I don’t want to sway your mind and spoil the experiment.
You know where the comment box is – off you go.