I just read an article that proposes that there is a certain substance that triggers a bowel movement. I think that there are other events and substances that also make this happen so I’m conducting this survey.
There’s just one question:
What are you generally doing just before you feel the need to head towards the loo for a bowel movement?
I personally think that …
Actually, no – I’ll tell you what I think afterwards. I don’t want to sway your mind and spoil the experiment.
You know where the comment box is – off you go.
Robert C Day 
Omg. Robert
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Typical me – talking about forbidden subjects again. But hey – we all do it! Nothing to be ashamed of really.
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Sleep. I poo after I wake up in the morning
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You know – I have no idea why this is such a taboo subject. Everyone does it! Apart from The Queen of course. She has staff for that kind of thing.
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Please. A staff does go and do her poop. She is the Queen, but she is human too. But it’s late and almost morning. I should go now. Good night
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Good night and good morning (depending on when you read this). 🙂
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Good morning Robert!
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Good afternoon! 😀 (only by three minutes)
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So, what’s the result of your survey?
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That people don’t like to talk about it so much (present company excepted).
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Yes. I’m cool about it. It’s a natural thing and a necessity. What’s the shame? 😂
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No shame – it’s all good. 🙂
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😃
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I am a lady who doesn’t do such things… in other words eeewww, why would you ask such a thing? Gross.
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Both you and The Queen must be the only two people who don’t! 😀
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Getting a major fright (as in scared sh*tless, get it?). *audience boos me off stage*
Interesting article – coffee does indeed promote bowel movements, but it’s not clockwork. Or so I’ve been told …
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But don’t you drink coffee when you get to the office!
*tries to stop thinking about it … lalalalalalalalalala!*
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I am just a bunch of squigglies on your screen, remember? Therefore, it makes no sense for you to think of me as a real girl doing real poops (is that the plural of poop?). If you must know, coffee isn’t a reliable … um … laxative for me. I never have to do a number two right after drinking coffee. Other people have told me that it has that effect on them. So don’t worry, you can erase whatever it was you were thinking from your mind. 😉
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Oh joy – now I have even more images to erase!
Squiggles, Robert – they’re just squiggles!
*sigh*
*smiles to let you know he’s joking and that all is well*
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Are you also just squiggles on my screen? I know the answer. Do you? 😉 (Rhetorical question)
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To you I am more real than an advert on TV showing actors eating custard for breakfast. To me I am more real than the experience of eating custard on apple crumble after a nice meal. That’s the only difference really. 🙂
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There you go, answering rhetorical questions again. Such a know-it-all. 😜
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Yeah, but look how cheerful I am while I’m doing it! 😀
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You do seem rather hyper for a Monday. Hmmm … 😉
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It comes from being clean. I’ve been off the chocolate for almost a week now. 🙂
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Clean, huh? Tant pis. Oops, I mean … congrats! 😁
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Ups and downs. Ask me again next week.
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Coffee and Vape scheduled for 5:45-6:15 AM
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Sound like just what the doctor ordered. 🙂
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