Are you famous? Do you live the life of a celebrity? Is reading blogs your way of escaping the spotlight and having a bit of me time away from the public gaze?
Then again, perhaps I am. Maybe I’m tired of no-one recognising me for who I really am. It would be okay if you knew this much. Because there’s no way you could find my true identity. I’m safe, so long as I don’t tell you my real name, right?