The paths are snided with children on their way to school, but I know a back-road way to avoid them. And even if I get lost, there’s always Google Maps.
I’m busting for a pee, but I know that I have a strong bladder and I’m only a few minutes from home. And even if I get lost, it’s recycle day and so there are plenty of bottles around.
My fingers are cold and so it’s taking ages to type this, but at least it’s taking my mind off my raging bladder and the fact that I might have taken a wrong turn whilst concentrating on this. But, hey – you’ve got something to laugh at, right?
Ah look – home is just around the corner. Not lost after all. Not moist after all. And not even cold now that the sun has come out! It’s all good.