Things that make you hurry:
- A tiger running behind you
- Deadlines jumping about in front of you
- Personal Trainers running alongside you as you run
- The voice of the neighbours in your ear saying that you’ll never amount to anything
- The fear of God injected into your bones
- A full bladder
- Sugar in your bloodstream
- Pins being poked into a voodoo doll
- Several big guys flicking your ass with wet napkins
- Being a horse with a bad-tempered cowboy wearing spurs on your back
- Having injections of some undetectable drug in your system as you run for Olympic gold
- Getting paid lots of money for a job that’s difficult but satisfying
- Having only eleven minutes to write a post.
There – I finished with a minute to spare – yay!