Yeah, so I realised today why I’m such a good writer. It’s the sugar. And I also realised why I’m such a shit human being. It’s the sugar. Bummer, right?
When I eat sugar, my brains starts working and when my brain’s working I’m able to be creative. When I eat sugar I go inside myself because I’m enraptured by the wonders going off in my mind and I forget about other people.
When I’m creative I can write anything and it comes out as vibrant, exciting and interesting. When I’m being creative, the people outside of my head cease to matter so much to me and so I tend to come off like an ignorant jerk.
When I’m vibrant and exciting on the inside then I’m dull and uninteresting on the outside.
Like I say – bummer.