Topical Quiz – Thursday 23rd September 2021

  1. What will be the day of the week three days after yesterday?
  2. Which puppets did Boris Johnson recently mention and why?
  3. Which national womens team have scored 18 goals in 2 matches in their world cup (?) qualifying campaign so far?
  4. What went wrong on the first space flight crewed entirely by civilians?
  5. What kind of firms are the latest to go bust in the UK and why?
  6. What will end up resembling the common cold by spring 2022?
  7. What will now be the punishment for persistent eye-rolling amongst other offences?
  8. Which edible insects are coming soon to a supermarket near you in the form of gummy sweets?
  9. What is the Castleford Croc?
  10. What’s caused the cancellation of deliveries in one area by attacking delivery drones?
  1. Saturday.
  2. Kermit and Miss Piggy. “When Kermit the Frog sang ‘It’s Not Easy Bein’ Green’ I want you to know he was wrong – and he was also unnecessarily rude to Miss Piggy.
  3. England.
  4. The toilet.
  5. Energy firms due to wholesale gas prices rising. Energy firms’ collapse hits 1.5 million customers
  6. Covid. Sign in lift.
  7. Detention. St Benet Biscop Catholic Academy, in Bedlington, near Newcastle list the other offences as drinking carbonated drinks, spraying aerosol, chewing gum, wearing makeup, being late to class or school, forgetting equipment such as a PE kit or ruler, shouting in the corridors, wearing inappropriate trousers, rolling up blazer sleeves, eating in class and incomplete or poor quality homework
  8. Locusts, which are a type of grasshopper. “Grasshoppers taste like pecans, mushrooms, coffee and chocolate,” adds Mr Tamir. “But with our range of food we can add in different flavours… the gummies come in orange and strawberry flavour.”
  9. A plastic croc put in a garden to scare  cats off but ended up scaring the neighbour. ‘I left it in the grass to scare off my neighbour’s cat from my garden, but I ended up scaring her.’
  10. Ravens.

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