I’ve been watching them all my life and I still can’t figure out what they’re useful for. They strut around on their two legs making all kinds of ugly, guttural noises. They’re the most nuisanceish of all the living nuisances. Humans – ptah – I wouldn’t hide a crouton in their hair even if they paid me in worms!

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